Jake's Tapeworm

Jake's tapeworm (Tapey) is a large, sentient tapeworm. He does tapeworm things. He lives inside Jake's intestines, and relaxes on his couch drinking beer. He would always talk to Jake, teaching him about life and what the inside of his stomach looks like. (Jake presumably acquired the worm from licking Robert Lousia, but this is impossible since Robert's stomach is to small for a worm of that size.) He lived in relative peace for three weeks. But one, horrible day, the tapeworm was killed when Jake's dessert (a bean chipotle pepper burrito) reached his intestines, the tapeworm was never heard from again. He is presumed dead.

(Unfortunately, the pictures of Tapey were sadly lost to science)