Oblivion

This is where the injured and sick children go, no body knows where it is or how they get back bu-.... what are you doing here?

"Oh I just came to buy some chips." -Jesse

Ever wonder where people go when they are missing from something impotant? 9/10 chances are they were banished into oblivion. The other 1/10 is that they went to a strip club. No one but Jesse can traverse the Oblivion dimension and come back with some form of memory.

WITNESS ACCOUNT: "oh yeah, everyone that becomes dysfunctional  goes there to be punished. You get your choice of 3 tourtures. The rice fields, rats going up your genitalia and partial Limbo. I don't get tourture, Im like one of the regulars. Everyone knows my name and shit. But jeez those rice fields are fucking scary." -anonymous rabbit creature.

Jake Miller also on occasion goes there. He brings many weapons, including the Night's Dildo. He goes there for these reasons. For one, he goes there to hunt willy dangerous beasts. The second, the girls are nice. Third...

"WERE THE HELL IS JESSE!?"

"Oh he is over there, the long haired bastard screaming about my rice fields, or something." Said Oblivion.

"Thanks!" And Jake proceeds to hurl jesse into a pond for touching his sandwich.

The fourth reason is to barter souls of raccons and other shit to Oblivion. Fifth, because I said so. Sixth, the demons there have a really good poker night. And there are other reasons, but who really gives shit?

AN INTERVEIW BY A TAPEWORM WITH JAKE:

T: So Jake, ever been to Oblivion?

J: Ronan's anus?

T: No no no! The place people go to get punished and shit.

J: Ah yes. My Oblivion away from Oblivion. It's quite nice over there.

T: Yes I see...So tell us about Oblivion, Jake.

J: ok! This is where the injured and sick people go, nobody knows where it is or how they get back.Ever wonder where people go when they are missing from something impotant? 9/10 chances are they were banished into oblivion. The other 1/10 chance is that they went to a strip club.

T: sounds fun.

J: Yes it is. Im sorry, but im gonna have to cut this interview short my freind.

T: whys that?

J: well, you are a tapeworm living in my small intestine right?

T: uh huh.

J: well lets just say the bean and chipotle pepper burrito I had for dessert last night is coming your way....

And Jake's tapeworm was never heard from again. So remember kids, never eat a bean and chipotle pepper burrito before telling your favorite parasite about Oblivion.