Mr. Sandman

Sandman lives under your bed. He was a boxer who boxed boxes. Now he brings you dreams....wet dreams are his favorite. This is the song that plays when he comes to you at night.

SandMan's song
"Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)/ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)/ Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, pingas)

Then tell him that his lonesome nights are not over./Sandman, I'm so horny (just like a Triceratops) /Don't have nobody to call my own/Please turn on your magic winkie/ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dreamy

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dick/Make it the biggest that I've ever seen/Give him the word that I'm not dominatrix/ Then tell him that his lonesome nights are (not) over./ Sandman, I'm so turned on (just like a lamp)/Don't have nobody to call my own/ Please turn on your magic uhfejhe/ Mr. Sandman, (stuff a dream down my pants)

Mr. Sandman ("yessss?") bring us a dream/ Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-rape me" gleam/ Give him a lonely heart like the Dark lord ChinChin/ And lots of wavy hair like Jesse/ Mr Sandman, someone to hold (someone to stab with a glass shard)/ Would be so peachy before we're DEAD/ So please turn on your magic Pingas/ Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please/ Mr Sandman, bring us a (wet) dream"

"Had your goodnight kiss? 'cause i'm about to put you down for the night!" Sandman's favorite quote.