Tristan The Gray

Tristan The Gray was once a might god who bestoded great knowledge onto True Korean Jesus, turning from zero to hero, scrub to god.

He came into being when the Lords of The Forsty Chodges were defeated by Chin Chin. Their souls were merged with the soul of the Dark Lords cat, thus birthing the mighty Tristan.

While his he ruled, the wealth was bontiful, the women sang, children danced, and men took up carving small, birdhouses. He blessed True Korean Jesus with the powers of logic and helped him attain his true Korean god-form. He was the greatest of kings.

But all of that ended when a mighty flood, conjured by the mighty Robert Lousia, came and swept Tristan The Gray away, never to return. In his absence, everyone became poor, women hated us again and men were reduced to boys. The only man who could save us after that was Jesse, who restored wealth to the land and returned True Korean Jeuses power to him.