Jesses alternate personalitys

The most recent instance of Jesse entering an alternate personality is when he turned into a shit, drunken Australian, Scottish hoe. He really enjoys calling people fetuses, and fetail erections. along with saying everyone was once a fetus (WHICH IS SO FUKIN TRU YA FUKIN FETUSES) he likes to call Scott over facebook and yell drunkenly while chugging rubbing alcohol thinking it is whiskey.

Jesse also turns into a "willy Bear Grylls" on occasion. He tours the school looking for "willy freshman" and the alpha predators..."willy seniors. "

"And here we see the willy senior..." Colleen promptly kicks jesses ass soon after