James mirgan

The stury of James Mirgan
James's was born in a swamp on january 16, 1666. His parents were mauled by eagles so little James had to crawl around eating moss for two years. To his luck, Shrek found little james, and raised him for forty years. But some aliens had been messing around with the Tardis which they stole from the 666th Doctor, and it ruptured, causing time and space to tear which restarted time to the time james was found by Shrek. This happend seventy eight times before the Doctor killed the aliens and by that time James was 10. Then, one day, James was wandering in the forest when he saw a magical creature named Siri (cannot describe it) he sat down on a stump and asked it a question. "Siri tell me a story." James farted.

"Im sure youve heard it before." Siri barfed.

"DAMMIT TELL ME A FAKIN STORY SIRI!!!!!" James Yelled. So Siri began.

"Once there was a magical elf Who lived in a rainbow tree, He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf Who was constantly having to pee, One day the elf could take no more So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door, And what do you know, They suddenly both, Were married."

James thought it was amazing so he reached out to tug on Siri's winkie, but Siri said...

"James, ask me a question."

"Ok, what is zero divided by zero?" James asked.

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Now that James new the awnser to life (the awnser of division by zero) he went on to become the derptendo 64 we now know today.

how dafuq did mirgan meet with da squaaad
After the incident with Siri and a rubber chicken and 6pieces of bubblegum. mirgan left shock hut on dagobah and stole the x wing fighter from luke sky walker after 6 years of flying aimlessly he crashed onto star killer base and me some douchebomb named Kylo ren ren mistaking mirgan for that one robot from Prometheus ignited his lightsaber and mirgan then pulled out a green light saber he stole from shreck after wuppin his emo booty star killer base blew up for the seventy seventh time. he flew all the way to earth meetin a wimp named tristan the gray he told him the meaning of life making him all powerful because raisins-erm I mean reasons after that Tristan the gray introduced him tho da squaaadand after realizing James mirgan is a stupid name he changed his name too mcjimmy not realizing that was even stupider.