Deez Facts - A Memoir of Deez Nutz

Once upon a time there was a pretty swagin ballsack from China. He loved to drink Chanèl body spray and lick goat cunt ( A.K.A. Luke Fuckfong ). He was obviously a hard core fuckin buddhist cause he's a chink so he was a wise ass motherfucker. He loved to travel all over chink land and rap about how hes the shit and gets bitches, the greatest wisdom a ballsack can preach. Then he discovered how to Whip. So of course since he wasnt a real nigga, he had to post a tutorial on how to whip, when he actually sucks balls at it. So then he discovered W.S.N.A.O.N.F.O.G.A.10.Y. Now hes a full blown motha fuckin PINGAS and he can whip like the shit. So now he spitts wisdom whenever the fuck he feels like it. so your welcome.

 Heres the facts you pingas 

1.) The first condom was a sheep bladder, and if you're like Joey in sixth grade youll cum piss And not actually cum.

2.) licking a wet donut is not like licking a cunt.

3.) donkey kong is the shit