Robert Lousia

Origin
SOne faithful Art class, Jake (Broadsword) had an apple and i (Jesse) had an exacto knife. So Jake took his apple and carved a face into the apple. Argueing over the name we called it Robert Lousia. He is a malevolent master apple. One day, we noticed something strange. A horrid smell and some blood was coming out of Jake's locker. Turns out, he was feasting on the rotting severed hand of Some Random Guy.

"Dammit!" Said Jessie. "Thats the tenth time this week!"
 * 1) As punishment for his sins, we banished Robert to the depths of jakes locker for all of winter break. While we were having fun on break, Robert was going insane and rotting. He decided to chew a hole in Jake's locker with his usually concealed, retractibal fangs, and escaped. When we returned Robert was gone. Whereabouts are unknown to this day. However, multiple "sightings" have been reported to Jake, Retro-Morgan, Jesse, King Pingas, and also the FBI. These have not been confirmed by any of them.    Many say, to this day, after the school closes and nobody is around; one might be able to hear noises coming from the air vents (bumps, rattiling, and a creepy, histerical, and crazed distant laughter) and also pick up the faint scent of rotting apple. One can only guess that Robert is hiding somewhere. (He is also responsible for conjuring up the great flood that supposedly killed Tristan The Grey.)

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Description
Robert is described to be an apple. With a demented face, and a crooked smile. He also has fangs, but these usually remain hidden unless he is ready to kill.

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