Retinal scanner

WARNING do not use this scanner, it is defective and will confiscate your retinas. Scott ate the funds to buy a new one.

way back in the 2014's we had a security measure implemented that scanned your retinas and caught imposters. It had chocolate pudding spilled on it and went defective. It used in a library on dark earth and confiscates retinas while yelling at you. The last know sighting was when GIR asked for all human knowledge  aggressively and blew it up. If anyone finds it call us immediately at 555-555-5555 so we can kill dat mothafucka

"RETINAL SCAN.... REJECTED!!" Im sorry sir we will have to confiscate yur retinas! Mmmhmmhmm :)