Some Random Guy

Origin
Some Random Guy (or SRG) is a male, psychotic alien of unkown species or origin. He was belived to be Jesse's son but this rumor was discontinued after SRG said his father was an ameba not an ugly high schooler.

Sadly, his short life of 500,000 years came to a violent end. He bled to death in the girls bathroom after Robert Losia ripped of his hand and consumed it. He died in the fetal position. (Another theroy he is related to Jesse.)

Description
SRG is described (as shown here in the picture) as a 7ft alien biped who loves giving people "the gun hands" as he called it. This eventullay got him in trouble with the authoritys as he did this once to the 5yr old daughter of the police cheif. He dident know english, but insted spoke in roars and insults to the human race. His blood is belived to be clear colored, but Jake said it was red.