The Jesse James Archive

July 3 2015 11:32pm

Jesse Conejo:klub ice is down until i can find a good groove shark alternative.

James mirgan:*cough youtube to mp3 *cough, man its really stuffy in this chat box *cough

Jesse: whats youtube to mp3 *cough damn your right. *sniff

James: it converts the sound of a youtube video into a mp3 file. *cough

Jesse: oh thats cool *cough

James: yeah it is *cough OK thats it I'm opening a window *opens window

Jesse: oh shit thats so much better. Fuck i know why it was so stuffy in here, i left the oven on for 3 days.

James: oh no that was me, Im trying to hatch some dragon eggs from the eyrie, probably should have cleaned it out.

Jesse: well i left it on anyways, want some potato salad i microwaved in the oven for 3 days?

James: thanks...*nomnomnomnom it tastes like dragon

Jesse: shit did we mix our stuff?

James: well the potato isn't spewing fire or flying ,so probably not. *rasta horn oh! The dragons are ready.

Jesse: those dragons look sorta potatoish...

James: yes, they are rare potato dragons. Now *ahem ONWARD MY STARCHY REPTILE ARMY! LETS TAKE OVER THE PLANET!

Jesse: well at least come back for dinner, I've got GladOS frying in some oil.

GladOS:HELP ME, THE BIRDS ARE PECKING ME AGAIN AND MY CIRCUITS ARE AR-RRRRRRRRR *fizzle

James: ok but you might want to get that bird out of it.

Jesse: i dunno, that crow looks pretty good.

July 10 2015 2:18pm