Anal Ticks

Anal Ticks are a rare breed of rectum parisites. They were birthed in Jesse's anus and are now spreading across the world. Jesse soon found the queen tick and together they made sweet, sweet love. Then Jesse pulled out his triple bladed sword and beheaded her. The infestation stopped as the ticks weeped openly. Meanwhile, in the human world, there was much rejoicing as True Korean Jesus blessed a narwal. Anal Tick bio:

Favorite food: Siracha Shrimp (cooked to perfection)

Favorite food #2: blood